Shaq’s new iPhone app beats his play on the court

May 26, 2010
Misc

For all of you waiting for the everything-you-could-possibly-want-to-know-about-Shaq app….it has arrived! The Diesel’s ubiquity is the most important reason why you need this app. He’s on one the best basketball teams in the NBA, has his own TV show “Shaq Vs.” (and been in many more), starred in a movie (and been in many more too), […]

For all of you waiting for the everything-you-could-possibly-want-to-know-about-Shaq app….it has arrived! The Diesel’s ubiquity is the most important reason why you need this app. He’s on one the best basketball teams in the NBA, has his own TV show “Shaq Vs.” (and been in many more), starred in a movie (and been in many more too), and has made his own rap album Shaq can also be found all over the country either filming commercials with Ben Stein, or reeking havoc anywhere from the Oprah Show, all the way to the WWE or UFC. As you can see, The Big Daddy is everywhere at all times and knows it too. By getting this app, you will virtually be everywhere with him; seeing and reading everything that is going on in the world.

Another great, and probably underappreciated feature of this app are The Big Aristotle’s quotes. Being a 4-time world champion, Shaq knows how to win, how to motivate, and how to answer tough questions from the media. His quotes can help you stay focused when the going gets tough, and can also lift your spirits with his uncanny humor. The sound bites are sure to give you a laugh and help you get through any tough times. His astute teachings can lead the measliest of people to achieve great things, and can also show you how to get around tough questions (whether it be your boss, teacher, or even parents).

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Overall, I would definitely suggest getting this app. The Big Daddy has figured this world out. Perhaps by buying this app, his insight can help you figure out your world as well.

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